So if you're costuming a production of Twelfth Night, you've got Malvolio's cross-garters right here. Wear them over yellow tights, and he's set to be the butt of ridicule. -- Gretchen
I know, I know: Shin bumpers! For all those time's you've barked your shin on the coffee table when stumbling to the kitchen for a midnight snack. (Or tripping over the dog on the way to the bathroom. Your call.)
I'm envisioning that the upper half of this photo must look something like this: http://www.etsy.com/listing/31501877/eden-big-eye-moppet-print-harlequin-girl
A cat toy for masochistic owners?
ReplyDeleteHmm. Vaguely reminiscent of greaves, but I suspect these will have more of a psychological effect than any, uh, physical protection.
ReplyDeleteJust what I need to make my "sturdy" legs look a bit fatter!
ReplyDeleteIt all seems like so much effort for so little visual reward.
ReplyDeleteOoh, that's special.
ReplyDeleteSo, is the model wearing pink hose or are her legs blushing with embarassment?
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to echo WTF! on this one
ReplyDeleteSo if you're costuming a production of Twelfth Night, you've got Malvolio's cross-garters right here. Wear them over yellow tights, and he's set to be the butt of ridicule.
ReplyDelete-- Gretchen
I know, I know:
ReplyDeleteShin bumpers!
For all those time's you've barked your shin on the coffee table when stumbling to the kitchen for a midnight snack.
(Or tripping over the dog on the way to the bathroom. Your call.)
Eek. I saw them on the LB website and thought of you. Can anyone think these are a good idea?
ReplyDeleteWhat sport are these the uniform for? They'd be very distracting when trying to cricket a bat, or croquet a ball or something.
ReplyDeleteAnd what are those bright spots on the model's knees? It looks like liquid - did she pee herself laughing, when she had to wear these?
ReplyDeleteOh. My. God.
ReplyDeleteI am speechless.
Holy Crap!
ReplyDeleteUhm... there are no words.
ReplyDeleteMay I just add, who wears flats with these cancerous bobbles? Obviosly, fashion dictates a heel.
ReplyDeleteThe shin bumpers comment cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteI'm envisioning that the upper half of this photo must look something like this:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/31501877/eden-big-eye-moppet-print-harlequin-girl