"Caprine patient presented to ER following dietary indescretion. Owner reports damage to holiday trimmings, usually kept in attic. X-ray showed evidence of six holidays (Christmas, Valentine's, Chinese New Year (note the dragon-shaped tassel in the sigmoid), Mardi Gras, Passover and Easter). St Patrick's Day was not represented, to the stated surprise of the owner.
"Patient's stomach was pumped and bowel evacuated. Contents were displayed for education purposes.
or, alternately, (expression for evacuated its bowels).
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Excellent Madlib, BTW. If I saw those laying on the carpet I would hesitate to pick them up without a hand full of paper towels.
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ReplyDelete"Caprine patient presented to ER following dietary indescretion. Owner reports damage to holiday trimmings, usually kept in attic. X-ray showed evidence of six holidays (Christmas, Valentine's, Chinese New Year (note the dragon-shaped tassel in the sigmoid), Mardi Gras, Passover and Easter). St Patrick's Day was not represented, to the stated surprise of the owner.
ReplyDelete"Patient's stomach was pumped and bowel evacuated. Contents were displayed for education purposes.
"Patient recovered and expressed annoyance."
-- Gwyndolyn O'Shaughnessy
ADDENDUM 3/16/10: "St Patrick's Day was not represented, to the stated surprise of the owner." Treating veterinarian stated that it was already past.
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