Thursdays are For What the Hell is This?

I have a Rowan membership. I went over to the member's area to see this month's free pattern. That's where I found Peaches.



I'll say that right of the bat I have no need for a cropped knit vest. But this photo is so confounding to me. The combination of sweater vest and swimsuit? The Tara Reid abs? The whittlin' with a knife while thinking of the perfect way to kill her rival, Thyme (I mean, God, she's such a slut).

Peaches has issues.