Thursdays are for What the Hell is This?

Dear Editors of Knit 'n Style,
What the hell is wrong with you people?



This is not a knitting pattern. This is crap.



This one? Also crap. And I must be missing the subtle ways it's different from the piece of crap above.


Crap.


Crap.


Supercrap.
Oh, and side pony tails haven't been in style since 1983.