Thursdays are for What the Hell is This?

Today's feature is the new Ah-Ah-CHOO! Collection. Their tagline is "Coochie-couchie-coo."


"Hee. It tickles."


"Umm, this is getting kind of uncomfortable."


"Okay, seriously. This stuff is all over me. I'm scared to move."


(Through smiling teeth) "Get this fucking this off my head. Right. NOW."