Thursdays are for What the Hell is this?

I...oh Lord...I can't even. Bulky. Acrylic. Self-patterning animal print. Knit into a poncho. It just...ugh...

One for Mommy too. This is the Chameleon colorway. She just blends right in, doesn't she?

"I'm going on a bulky, acrylic safari. In shorts!"