Eklectika sent me this photo last week.
My first thought was, "Ooooooo, horrible pink fluffy sweater."
Then, "Ooooooo, horrible pink fluffy matching sweaters."
Then, "Ooooooo, horrible fake smile."
Then, "Ooooooo, horrible fake breasts."
Eklectika summed it up nicely--"...picturing the epic battle between silicone and novelty yarn..."