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September 8, 2016

Thursday Is for What the Hell Is This?

Let's call this, The Case of Mistaken Identity.

This is Pidgeot.

This is also Pidgeot.

This is a crochet pattern called Pidgeot.

Do you see where I'm going with this?

This is a Snowy Owl.

This is the Snowy Owl Tea Cozy.

I assume we're all familiar with a little fella named Mickey Mouse.

Then who the hell is this guy?

By the way, the pattern is for sale for $3.99.

September 1, 2016

Thursday Is for What the Hell Is This?

Okay, so I know what this is. I just don't know why it is.

This "pattern" costs $4. That is four US dollars. FOUR. That is more than half an hour of work at federal minimum wage.

I think this is unjust and have decided, based on viewing the finished object, to offer an alternative at no charge.

Free Pattern
Step 1: Make giant ass pom pom.
Step 2: Attach to headband.

You're welcome.