A blog about my life, knitting, and other stuff.

June 24, 2005

Why Wait?

I was advised that there were some really blog-worthy patterns over at the Lion Brand site again by Celeste (go over and vote for her in the Stitch Diva flower contest). So I figured, why wait until Thursday?

This was the pattern Celeste told me about. I can't really think what to say about these babies. Except perhaps, "Blech." Or, "Ew." Or maybe, "Are you freaking kidding me? Aren't the flip flops bad enough?"

The perfect knitting project for a hooker on a slow night. Would make an excellent gift for your pimp.

This pattern instructs you to cast on 8 stitches and knit until you're done. Genius, no? I mean, who would have been able to figure that one out on their own? The models expression seems to say, "Can you believe this shit?"

Note to Lion Brand designers: Dogs already have fur. They don't need fur coats. Especially not fun fur coats. And really not bright blue and lime green fun fur coats. Really.