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This was the pattern Celeste told me about. I can't really think what to say about these babies. Except perhaps, "Blech." Or, "Ew." Or maybe, "Are you freaking kidding me? Aren't the flip flops bad enough?"
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The perfect knitting project for a hooker on a slow night. Would make an excellent gift for your pimp.
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This pattern instructs you to cast on 8 stitches and knit until you're done. Genius, no? I mean, who would have been able to figure that one out on their own? The models expression seems to say, "Can you believe this shit?"
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Note to Lion Brand designers: Dogs already have fur. They don't need fur coats. Especially not fun fur coats. And really not bright blue and lime green fun fur coats. Really.