This was the pattern Celeste told me about. I can't really think what to say about these babies. Except perhaps, "Blech." Or, "Ew." Or maybe, "Are you freaking kidding me? Aren't the flip flops bad enough?"
The perfect knitting project for a hooker on a slow night. Would make an excellent gift for your pimp.
This pattern instructs you to cast on 8 stitches and knit until you're done. Genius, no? I mean, who would have been able to figure that one out on their own? The models expression seems to say, "Can you believe this shit?"
Note to Lion Brand designers: Dogs already have fur. They don't need fur coats. Especially not fun fur coats. And really not bright blue and lime green fun fur coats. Really.
