You don't like to make things easy for a girl, do you? You just had to pile in uglier upon uglier designs in your fall issue. How could I possibly whittle it down here? Is it some sort of viral marketing plan? You were hoping, perhaps, that I would just tell my readers to go buy the magazine to see all the terrible designs and labored efforts to link all the bad designs somehow to television? It almost worked. Almost...
I will sum up how awful this magazine is with one design.
P.S. I am alarmed to see the further spread of brain suckers.