Thursdays are For What the Hell is This?

As I gathered up this week's photos I found myself not merely asking, "What the hell is this?" But asking "What the hell is hanging around your neck?"

I've been studying this head-scratcher from R2 for quite some time and I haven't figured it out yet.

Whatever it is, it seems to be spreading to her wrist.

And then Rowan offered up this in the Cotton Rope Collection.

Is it a bedspread or a tablecloth? I can't tell.

Family Circle Easy Knitting offered up an array of collars.
Ruffled...

and frilly.

I see they're trying to help me here but just what are we transforming our outfits into?

And then those Tacky Tahki folks took it to the next level.



What the hell is that?