Aye, dear Editors o' Knit1 Magazine,
I see that you have noticed that pirates and pirate-themed stuff is cool. We're all lookin' forward t' this summer (and the summer after that) t' see what kind o' crazy shit Johnny Depp is up to. And you may have noticed how much I recently admired another knitter's pirate designs. I see that you have a spread in your upcomin' magazines on pirates, called Treasure Island.
I think perhaps you have gotten lost on your way t' Treasure Island and instead have landed on the Isle o' Badly Dressed Sluts. Aye, me parrot concurs.
Arrr, what the hell is this? Gar.
Sincerely,
Captain Bess Bonney
Dear Editors of Knit1 Magazine,
I see that you have noticed that pirates and pirate-themed stuff is cool. We're all looking forward to this summer (and the summer after that) to see what kind of crazy shit Johnny Depp is up to. And you may have noticed how much I recently admired another knitter's pirate designs. I see that you have a spread in your upcoming magazines on pirates, called Treasure Island.
I think perhaps you have gotten lost on your way to Treasure Island and instead have landed on the Isle of Badly Dressed Sluts.
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