How Wrong Can You Be?

I just finished charting the right front for the Knot & Cable Jacket. The pattern is entirely wrong. It's so wrong I went to the thesaurus to find a word that would more fully encompass just how freaking wrong the pattern is. My top choices would be fallacious, counterfactual and brainsick, although the latter would apply mostly to the designer. Not only is the pattern not centered on the right side or in the right order, it doesn't have the right number of stitches! As G.O.B. would say, "Come on!"*


*Man, I miss Arrested Development already.