Dear Editors of Knit n' Style,
I was perusing your preview of the latest issue and was alarmed to see that someone has stolen the bottom half of several of the sweaters you plan to include in the issue.
And this one got nabbed too!
I see even the children's items weren't safe from this sweater bottom thief.
Does this also work as a flotation device?
I was particularly worried because one of the half-purloined sweaters was set to go on the cover of the magazine. I wanted to save you from this embarrassment.
I'm so glad I was able to write to you before your published these damaged designs and faced the ridicule and scorn of the knitting world.
Yours in Deepest Concern,