What the hell is this?

Seriously, what am I looking at here? I've got a turban and then-- what is that-- a tank top with a dewlap? What is happening here? I'm so terribly confused.
It makes this fun fur bolero with no shirt seem somewhat reasonable...

...if you're a pole dancer.
Is this a costume for the new production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Bathrobe?

This tank is a real head-scratcher.

What exactly is happening with these shoulders?

It's like a rejected costume from Mork and Mindy. Shazbut, that's ugly!