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April 6, 2006

Thursdays are for What the Hell is This?

Dear Gedifra Designers,

What the hell is this?

Seriously, what am I looking at here? I've got a turban and then-- what is that-- a tank top with a dewlap? What is happening here? I'm so terribly confused.

It makes this fun fur bolero with no shirt seem somewhat reasonable...

...if you're a pole dancer.

Is this a costume for the new production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Bathrobe?

This tank is a real head-scratcher.

What exactly is happening with these shoulders?

It's like a rejected costume from Mork and Mindy. Shazbut, that's ugly!