A blog about my life, knitting, and other stuff.

April 27, 2006

Thursdays are for What the Hell is This?

Dear Onlinie Editors,
After reviewing your recent designs I think that it's time to institute random drug testing for the design staff.

Really, who's going to wear a cardigan made from sound insulation?

Checklist for the perfect poncho. Horrible colors. Check. Mismatched patterns. Check. Disks with tassels. Check.

More sound insulation only this time over the mesh. Great...

I think my grandmother's best friend used to wear a top like this when we'd go down to the pool when I'd visit them in Miami in the mid-70s.

Aw hell, I give up.