![](http://www.rose-kim.com/blogpics/giantcable.jpg)
I don't even have to pick the thing up. No tedious turning pages or looking. Just blam! Giant ass cable. Right on the cover. Thanks guys.
But since I'm of a curious nature, I ventured further.
And I found this dress, which they say is inspired by Carrie Bradshaw.
![](http://www.rose-kim.com/blogpics/carriecabledress.jpg)
First off, Ms. Bradshaw wouldn't be caught dead in this dress with those boots. Honestly. I'm digging the bodice but something just goes all wrong around the middle.
![](http://www.rose-kim.com/blogpics/carriecablecloseup.jpg)
What the hell happened here? It's like some aran train wreck.
![](http://www.rose-kim.com/blogpics/rufflydressk1.jpg)
Horrible, ruffly dress aside, I can't get over the black to the rib cage pantyhose that the model is wearing that show right through on this sucker. One word, slip. If you're going to wear a knit dress (and I really hope you're not) at least get yourself a decent foundation garment.
And then at the very end, my reward for actually opening the magazine and flipping through all those pages.
![](http://www.rose-kim.com/blogpics/feathersandfur.jpg)
That's supposed to be "feather and fan," sweetie. Not "feather and fur." Ay carumba.