Remember this great cartoon from Franklin? I got the real life version this morning. My son's sweater is a skoosh too small and he started hopping up and down when I put it on him saying, "Ah! Itchy! Itchy! Itchy!" Then he asked me what I made it out of. I told him wool and he announced that he doesn't like wool.
So some child in Mongolia will now be receiving a jacket in colors only a 6 year old could love.
Kind of reminds me of Thing 1 and Thing 2 from The Cat in the Hat.