I didn't watch the Golden Globes last night. I was at Purlygirls. But I did scroll through the photos this morning. I thought I'd feature some of the lowlights. I'm sure the Fug Girls will do a much better job at this later today but here are some of my thoughts.
Reese Witherspoon always looks so nice but this color and those bangs! Mamma mia!
How long had Jeremy Irons been dead before they dug him back up and put him in this tux?
Time for a little undereye cream for Rose McGowan. Or some sleep.
Has there been a photo of Sharon Stone in the last five years where she doesn't look drunk and the person standing next to her doesn't look terrified?
I think in the next frame Mary Kate walks right out of that dress. [Insert obvious comment about eye makeup.]
Here's Cameron Diaz waiting for her prom date to pick her up.
This is the moment Rosario Dawson realized she had left home without her wig.