Reasons Why Today Sucks So Far

1. Younger son clogged toilet for 8,000,000th time this week.
2. Older son saw that toilet was clogged and flushed it anyway, overflowing toilet full of you don't want to know what.
3. Attended painfully dull school assembly.
4. Came home to find Hugo has strewn the trash from my office all over the floor for the 8,000,000th time this week.
5. While cleaning up toilet and bathroom floor Hugo peed in the hallway.
I can't wait to see what happens next.