What Watching The Lord of the Rings with an 8 Year Old Sounds Like

"Who's that?"
"Who are they?"
"What happened?"
"Where is that?"
"What did he say?"
"Who's that?"
"Is that bad guy?"
"What happened?"
"What did he say?"
"That can't happen in real life, can it?"
"What happened?"

We are only 20 minutes into the extended version of Fellowship of the Ring.