"Oh, I'm fine, Susie. How are---OH MY GOD! What the hell is on your back?"
"What?? Oh, ew! What is that? Get it off of me!"
"All right. Just try to stay calm."
"Oh God, Janie. What the hell is on your back?"
"GETITOFF! GETITOFF!"
"AHHHHH, what do we do??"
"I don't know but we have to stop it...
...before it gets to the children."
