I don't know about you but when I think about formal wear I think of felt.
Stiff, heavy, wool felt.
Now why does this one remind me of Bill Nighy?
For that little coral reef in all of us.
And this one is just the thing if you want something that says, "I perished in a watery grave."
Thanks so much to the reader who sent this in. I forgot your name! Damn, I have got to start writing these things down.