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August 16, 2007

Thursdays are for What the Hell is This?

Let's turn from the Big Ass Knit pandemic this week to focus on my true bĂȘte noire, out of control fringe. I don't object to fringe outright but one must be judicious in its use or one will look like a chubby chandelier.

A bit of fringe at the cuffs? Okay. A bit at the collar? Sure. Lots of fringe at the cuffs, collars, widest part of the hips and knees? Too much.

Placement with fringe is crucial.

Or it will looks like your epaulets are making a run for your southern border.

And see how far they ran?

Okay, enough about fringe. I found out what happens when this outfit gets older.

When will it end?