Thursdays are for What the Hell is This?

I'm trying to stay calm to keep from hyperventilating. Gina has sent me a treasure trove of fug so deep and vast I can't get my head around it. This will have to be a two-parter. Maybe three.

The following designs come to you from Bulgaria with love (apologies to Russia). For the first part I'd like to emphasize the risk of overheating due to mohair.

Ventilation is key.


You can begin with a little underarm ventilation.


Or a little overarm ventilation.


Then the full arm, back, side ventilation.


Then the full arm, side, leg to the ground ventilation.


And lastly the all-over ventilation.


You can also forgo a shirt.


Or pants.

Without these vent-holes the model will overheat and start to find other ways to cool herself.


Coming next week: Something for the men!