A blog about my life, knitting, and other stuff.

October 3, 2007

Thursdays are for What the Hell is This?

"I don't know what this Rose-Kim chick keeps going on about Big Ass Knits for. They're perfectly fine. Please ignore that my arms appear to be missing and have been replaced with robotic appendages. I'm okay. Really."

"And, um, I don't really need pants. Nope. It's all good. I've got my knee pads. I'm all set."

"Just let me adjust these breast wings and I'll be right with you."

"A little help here, please."

"All better now--Gah! Oh damn. Arnie, the thing's on my head again!"

"What? No, I've tried moving the things already. Yes, I'm wearing my lycra bodysuit but it's still not working."

"There! Ah ha! Now I'll open a can of whup-ass on anyone who says another word about my Big Ass Knits!"