We have a gold standard for WTHIS. A litmus test. I must say to myself each week, "It's bad but is it Carnivorous Poncho bad?" This week's selections truly are.
First the Swaddle Pod.
The baby looks peaceful enough not yet realizing that is being absorbed into the pod. Soon it's lifeforce will be consumed and it will grow to maturity. Which I imagine looks like this.
Both patterns available for download so you too can be an emotionless pod person.
"They're here already! You're next!"