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Except the "whip" is a real whip, not a metaphor. Because it is just so darned hard to find a good sweater pattern to go with a whip.
And when you want to be naked but still wearing a sweater you just remove the part around your waist.
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Dear God, is the top actually just strips of blue knitting wrapped over a black bra?)
This poor sad mannequin-woman has been impaled on chop sticks.
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Poor, poor, sad mannequin-woman.
How to take a reasonable looking shell and make it crazy. Add cuffs.
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And then add cuffs for those cuffs. And then add more cuffs!
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Cuffs for everyone! You get a cuff! And you get a cuff! And you get a cuff!*
*Apologies to Oprah.