Thursdays are for What the Hell is This?

Now, I know what you're thinking. Why would anyone bother to knit this loose, simple, metallic sweater themselves when they can buy one for a mere $495?



Don't forget your $225 sweat shorts to go with it. You could also jazz it up with $285 "Baggy Denim Shorts."

Or $425 (Wait, now they're on sale. It's your lucky day!) $297.50 Hammer pants.



My bit of fashion advice to you, avoid anything called "Baggy Drop Crotch." Just a suggestion.