Maybe I've been watching too much Project Runway (new season starts tonight!)lately but when I look at designs by Horst Couture I can't help but hear the judges voices in my head.
Michael: Where would someone wear this?
Heidi: It's not practical.
Nina: The huge swaths of felt and the faded jeans...The two pieces just don't go together.
Heidi: It doesn't flatter her figure.
Nina: The proportions are all off.
Michael: I don't even know what I'm looking at here. She's a what? A colorful dust mop?
Heidi: I question the "taste level" on this piece.
Michael: Fetch some smelling salts! Nina's fainted!