A blog about my life, knitting, and other stuff.

September 10, 2009

Thursdays are for What the Hell is This?

Dear Rowan,
Thanks so much. You have no idea how long I've been searching for a bulky, cropped, short-sleeved sweater that creates the illusion that my breasts are fleeing into my armpits. You'd be surprised how hard they are to come by.