Here is quite possibly the most creepy/least sexy man I've ever seen.
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I'm going to dismember you as soon as I finish this cocoa.
Here he looks less creepy but still entirely unsexy. I like how he's showing you his wedding ring as if that proves something.
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And now we've swung back around to creepy.
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That left hand is making a move toward her neck. Like he's been driven homicidally insane but his knitted acrylic man-cocoon.