Brace yourself. I have found the male counterpart to this post on crochet. Why should the ladies hog all the tasteless crocheted items?
A crocheted jock strap. Just what the world needs!
What's he got in there? A baseball mitt?
Don't forget to check out the view from the back too.
Classy.
And--yippy skippy!--you can get the pattern to make your own.