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July 1, 2010

Thursdays are for What the Hell is This?

These two necklaces deserve a Madlib. Remember those?






A (type of animal) ate a (type of performer who wears a sparkly costume) and then (expression for vomited).

Should we make it a contest? Give me your best responses and I'll pick a winner for a prize.

31 comments:

Liz Tee said...

or, alternately, (expression for evacuated its bowels).
:)

Excellent Madlib, BTW. If I saw those laying on the carpet I would hesitate to pick them up without a hand full of paper towels.

Kris said...

A llama ate a Vegas drag queen and then did the porcelain salute.

:-)

Knit Purl Gurl said...

An owl ate a Cirque de Soleil performer and regurgitated an owl pellet.

Liz in Ypsilanti said...

A wolfhound (owned by a fiber artist) ate a stripper and then orally extruded the results.

Chris said...

My cat ate Elvis and then 'gifted' him to me.

Anonymous said...

Holy hairballs, Batman!
-- Gretchen

Jennifer said...

A kinkajou ate Ziggy Stardust and then performed a technicolor yawn.

PICAdrienne said...

A woolly mammoth ate a Liberace impersonator and then worshiped the porcelain god.

Laura said...

A yak ate a washed up synchronized swimmer and then yakked.

a said...

A hyaena dined on Liberace with fava beans and nice Chianti, and then promptly horked him up again.

Sharon I said...

a guanaco ate a showgirl and blew chunks :)

Sam said...

A saber tooth tiger ate Raquel Welsh's fur bikini, but couldn't keep it down.

Rachel said...

A jackalope ate a stripper and then called Ralph on the big white telephone.

Barbara said...

A weasel ate an aerialist and then worshipped at the porcelain altar.

I thought of you when I saw those. Hideous and expensive to make, what's not to love?

Jean Ashley said...

My black cat "Meow" ate Charro and promptly returned her for a refund.

Angela said...

A marmot ate Cher and then blew chunks.

Sarah said...

What I thought right away was

A yak ate Cher's hair, and vurped* up some neckware

*a burp with some vomit

Dorie said...

I love this game!

"A camel ate a belly dancer and then spewed."

Can you tell that I've recently been to Egypt?

Romi said...

A snow leopard ate Lady Gaga then gave a technicolor yawn.

la takahashi said...

An owl ate Elvis and horked.

knittinpearl said...

An ox ate a Liberace and then yakked.

Meg said...

A polar bear ate an ice dancer then barked at the ants.

Rhonda said...

A ring-tailed lemur ate the cast of Dancing With the Stars and woofed them up.

Tricia said...

A bison ate Johnny Weir (the flamboyant figure skater) and ralphed.

Anonymous said...

My intestinally challenged cat, Damian, ate a pole dancer, then found out he had a round-trip meal ticket.

Abi F said...

A tape worm at carnival?!

Eklectika! said...

I am glad to see I am not the only one who associated these necklaces with animal vomit. Yeccch.

Lily1214 said...

Picture No. 1 looks to be a small dog hanging around your neck.

Michelle said...

A crazed scrapbook crafter ate a Liberace impersonater and disgorged like a bulimic after a buffet.

Anonymous said...

"Caprine patient presented to ER following dietary indescretion. Owner reports damage to holiday trimmings, usually kept in attic. X-ray showed evidence of six holidays (Christmas, Valentine's, Chinese New Year (note the dragon-shaped tassel in the sigmoid), Mardi Gras, Passover and Easter). St Patrick's Day was not represented, to the stated surprise of the owner.

"Patient's stomach was pumped and bowel evacuated. Contents were displayed for education purposes.

"Patient recovered and expressed annoyance."


-- Gwyndolyn O'Shaughnessy

Anonymous said...

ADDENDUM 3/16/10: "St Patrick's Day was not represented, to the stated surprise of the owner." Treating veterinarian stated that it was already past.

-- Gwyndolyn O'Shaughnessy, DVM