Today's post is a little NSFW.
We have, on this blog, previously explored how boobs makes everything better. We've also seen a boob drink cozy. But somewhere out there a designer thought, "How can I make this tackier? I mean, like, really, really, hall of fame style tacky."
Bu then the designer must have thought, "I can do better than that. There must be something more distasteful and offensive I can add to this to make it a) truly unpleasant and b) very difficult to pick up."
And once again, voilà.
I would also like to note that these girls need to get themselves a new surgeon. They aren't supposed to point up and out.