When the Weezer Cruise announced an Ugly Sweater theme night I thought to myself, "I have been studying for this moment for years." I pulled out a giant crochet hook (N) and collected an even larger bag of every novelty yarn I could find. And I began. Sleeves two different sizes? No problem. Ends not woven in? Who cares. One sleeve sewn on inside-out. You got it. The result. The ugliest sweater I could conceive.
Pretty awful, right?
So long, good taste!