Thursdays are for What the Hell is This?

So, the name of this pattern is simply "Vagina." Here is where you, the reader, need to decide if you should continue on or read this later when you're not at work/with your toddler/in church. I'll wait while you decide.
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Okay. Now if your vagina looks in any way like this please go see your doctor immediately!