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December 6, 2012

Thursday Is For What the Hell Is This?

Today, S.Charles Collezione posted a photo on their Facebook page.

Now...I've got to give them the benefit of the doubt that they didn't understand that "Thick Knit," the knitter who created this, er, garment, is a fetish knitter. I've posted a few fetish things before but I try not to get into it too much because, frankly, that which has been seen cannot be unseen, if you know what I mean. I try not to Google fetishes as a general rule.

So a few things I can't understand. How could a business post this on their Facebook page? Why isn't that center panel cabled? And why couldn't he move that bottle of Windex before snapping the picture?

So long as we're talking about sexysexysexy bulky knits I want to gripe about this one too.

If you go to the Craftsy page where the pattern is being sold for a staggering $12.50. You will see that it's a knock off of another designer's work and they even posted a picture of the copied design. You will also learn that the pattern is "LEFT-HANDED PATTERN!!!! Right handed knitters must reverse the cabling in order to achieve the look...This pattern is a size small. Look for more sizes in my Craftsy Pattern Store in the future." So the pattern is a copy, it's written backwards and it only comes in one size and I can purchase more sizes in the future? Where do I send my money?!

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