Or, for the Orange Is the New Black fans out there, "You've got a little freeform on your nipnip."
September 5, 2013
I hope I'm not boring anyone by banging the same old drum. Motif placement, people. Location, location, location. This matters. It really, really matters. Because one day, when you decide, "I'm going to turn my freeform crochet into a tank top," it would be nice if you choose a crocheted piece that didn't look like moldy bread. But it would also be good if it didn't appear as though you are a lactating basset hound with a raging case of mastitis.