Thursday Is for What the Hell Is This?

Okay, so I know what this is. I just don't know why it is.



This "pattern" costs $4. That is four US dollars. FOUR. That is more than half an hour of work at federal minimum wage.

I think this is unjust and have decided, based on viewing the finished object, to offer an alternative at no charge.

Free Pattern
Step 1: Make giant ass pom pom.
Step 2: Attach to headband.

You're welcome.