I realize I have been scarce lately. Luckily, something has knocked me from my stupor. I was surfing Ravelry, as one does, and saw something that made me spontaneously blurt out, "What the hell is this?" And then it struck me that I have been neglectful.
I don't think this requires much further commentary. It is a head-scratcher. And probably a nose-tickler for that matter.
The pattern is available on Ravelry should you feel the sudden urge to recreate it.