What the hell is wrong with you people?
![](http://www.rose-kim.com/blogpics/10_openfrontshrug.jpg)
This is not a knitting pattern. This is crap.
![](http://www.rose-kim.com/blogpics/13_textredlaceshrugtif.jpg)
This one? Also crap. And I must be missing the subtle ways it's different from the piece of crap above.
![](http://www.rose-kim.com/blogpics/19_blisspizazzwrap.jpg)
Crap.
![](http://www.rose-kim.com/blogpics/26_hostessgiftbag.jpg)
Crap.
![](http://www.rose-kim.com/blogpics/toc_womancoat.jpg)
Supercrap.
Oh, and side pony tails haven't been in style since 1983.