A Message to My Children

Thank you so much for "letting me sleep" this morning. In the future this would be aided by a) not opening the curtains in my bedroom b) not leaving the door open when you leave after waking me up to tell me that you're going to let me sleep c) not playing any game right outside my door, like "Spy School," which involves running back and forth in the hall screaming, "I'm bleeding!"

Sincerely,

Your Mom