From Vogue, the Cross My Heart and Hope to Die If I Ever Appear in Public in This Thing.
From Rowan, the Cross Our Hearts that We Haven't Completely Run Out of Ideas Even Though We've Taken a Cropped Tank Top and Wrap a Humungous I-Cord All Over It and Called It Fashion.
From Berocco, this isn't a place mat. Cross my heart.
And from Classic Elite because it's just so goofy. The extra wide crocheted belt with dangling fruit. (insert standard Carmen Miranda joke here)
