A blog about my life, knitting, and other stuff.

April 18, 2006

To the Young Lady at the Grocery Store

I'm sure you're size XXXS babydoll t-shirt normally looks really cute on you, showing off just a hint of your tummy, but now that you are seven months pregnant wearing that shirt makes you look like Cletus's wife, Brandine, from The Simpsons. It may be time to invest in some maternity clothes.