A blog about my life, knitting, and other stuff.

August 17, 2006

Thursdays are for What the Hell is This?

Let's review this item from the new Vogue Knitting.

  • Unflattering shape, makes the model look boobless and "hippy."
  • It's a mini-dress.
  • It's a knit mini-dress.
  • Gauge is super-duper-extra-chunky. Adds bulk.
  • Uses enormous needles, which are uncomfortable and no fun to knit with.
  • Ugly.
  • "False eyes" confuse predators.