Thursdays are for What the Hell is This?

Let's review this item from the new Vogue Knitting.



Cons

• Unflattering shape, makes the model look boobless and "hippy."
• It's a mini-dress.
• It's a knit mini-dress.
• Gauge is super-duper-extra-chunky. Adds bulk.
• Uses enormous needles, which are uncomfortable and no fun to knit with.
• Ugly.

Pros

• "False eyes" confuse predators.