In the category of "The Name Tells You Everything That's Wrong With This," we have "Poncho-Vest" and "Bustier."
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With fringe. Seriously?
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In the category of "Things No One Will Ever Really Wear," we have "Orbit Lace," "Suspended."
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Too sheer, too tight and too long.
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More knitted suspenders. Why, people? Why?
In the category of "Total Geek Out," we have "Tux Tee."
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Where was this during the 1988 prom season?
And a knitted object that defies categorization--"Acme Baby Bottle."
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