Thursdays are for What the Hell is This?

The new Knitscene preview is up. It made me think of Thursdays. They are more "Why the Hell is this?" than "What the Hell is This?" but whatever.

In the category of "The Name Tells You Everything That's Wrong With This," we have "Poncho-Vest" and "Bustier."



With fringe. Seriously?



In the category of "Things No One Will Ever Really Wear," we have "Orbit Lace," "Suspended."



Too sheer, too tight and too long.



More knitted suspenders. Why, people? Why?

In the category of "Total Geek Out," we have "Tux Tee."



Where was this during the 1988 prom season?

And a knitted object that defies categorization--"Acme Baby Bottle."