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It's not helpful to "embellish" when a design already makes you look super-stumpy. How much do we think this denim tank top weighs anyway?
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Looks like something the daughter on Swingtown would wear.
It turns out the same is true for crochet.
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Even the model can't hide her disdain for this weighty, stumpy sweater.