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A young lady sits staring wistfully out a window. And--what's that?
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It's a fucking jumpsuit! A knitted jumpsuit! With a crotch that is somewhere between harem and Hammer pants and legs that come down to your toes. It's a Thneed! Oh my god! And I haven't told you the best part. You can knit your own! Go now. Knit!