Where do I start?
- It's a knitted bikini.
- It's covered in Swarovski crystals.
- It has a bustle.
- Made of yarn.
- The model is wearing high heeled cowboy boots.
- There's...whatever the giant thing in the middle is.*
- It's for sale for $350.
If you need me I'll be penning a love letter to Kristin.
*The creator notes "The circular centerpiece is a tangle of treasures that keeps eyes and mind engaged for hours on end." I'll say.